Hm, how can I hide this gun? Oh, wait! I'm 500 pounds! I can just tuck it in here!
Check out the article below.
A 500-pound inmate in Texas has been sentences to an additional charge after authorities learned he hid a 9mm pistol in the rolls of his skin.
Haha. Clever! Lets start gaining weight!
George Vera was originally sentenced for selling illegal copies of CDs but managed to end up being booked for possession of a firearm after he told a guard at Harris County Jail about the unloaded gun he hid within the crevices of his own body.
Vera admitted to having the gun during a shower break at the county jail!
What are you doing with a gun in the shower?
So, I take it he carried an odor?